Zoids Building Dinosaurs with an Attitude Casually perched on a shelf or in the throes of battle on your desk, Zoids model kits are the kind of toys that look like they'd ask for a raise while simultaneously planning a trip to the Jurassic era. These mechanical beasts seem to have roared their way out of every 90s kid's fever dream and into the real world, ready to stomp, gnash, and occasionally confuse the family cat with their intricate, moving parts. Have you ever felt that unsettling urge to assemble your very own tiny zoo of angry robots? Me neither, until Zoids came clattering into view. It’s just you, a packet of plastic bits that somehow resemble dinosaur parts, and an instruction booklet written by someone who definitely assumed you were a prodigy in mechanical engineering. But hey, life’s all about surprises — and nothing says "I have it all together" like a meticulously assembled robotic rhino perched next to last week’s unopened mail. The truth is, Zoids are more than just their model kits. Each piece you snap together tells a story, a saga even — imagine a T-Rex who ditched the fossil life to pursue a career in...