Sky-Byte Poetry in Plastic If you ever imagined a world where sharks could write poetry, it's about time you dived into the compelling life of Sky-Byte, the cybernetic bard of the Transformers universe. Forget about fin soup, this guy's all about haikus and, well, wreaking havoc in the most eloquent manner possible. Sky-Byte is not your average transform-and-roll-out type of character. Nah, he's more like "transform, compose a sonnet, and reflect on the transient nature of mechanical existence." Imagine for a moment that you're a mechanical shark-robot-poet hybrid. You’ve got a killer set of jaws and a surprising penchant for metaphors. You ponder aloud about the ephemeral beauty of a sunrise while simultaneously obliterating the opposition. It’s like Shakespeare with a rocket launcher, and, let’s face it, that’s a show none of us would miss. Sky-Byte hails from a dimension where Decepticons need not be devoid of artistic flair. Sure, he can terrorize the skies and the seas, but why destroy when you can also create? His heart (or equivalent central processing unit) aches for artistry, even while his circuits dream of domination. This is where his existential crisis kicks in. How does one balance the dual loves of poetic...