Planet of the Apes Vinyl with a Vengeance In an age where everyone’s aiming to go bananas over the latest digital craze, there lies a little corner of sanity-defying nostalgia making waves with plastic charm and an attitude only a rebellious ape could carry with pride. We're not talking about just any old jungle fever; we're deep diving into the wild world of "Planet of the Apes" figures, where ape dramatics meet vinyl dreams. Picture this: A small figure of Caesar, the wise and stoic leader, resting comfortably on your cluttered desk. He's not just staring off into the abyss; he's judging your life choices with those soulful, plastic eyes. Maybe he’s pondering why you don’t eat enough fruit or why your playlist still has that one embarrassing song from middle school. Talk about an existential crisis packed into a 5-inch figure. Then there's Zira, a primatologist from outer space—or maybe just your living room shelf. Her body language screams ‘I know the secrets of the universe, but my mouth is zipped!’ When you peer into her tiny lab coat pocket, you almost expect to pull out a cure for mundanity or maybe a banana-flavored treat. And Dr. Zaius? He’s...