Defender of Chaotic Desks The Marvel Legends Shield 3-Pack Adventure Stashed between that unfinished sketch of a llama riding a skateboard and your existential To-Do list sits something that raises an eyebrow or two—The Marvel Legends Shield 3-Pack. You'd think that three Captain America shields would be a blatant case of redundancy, but hold onto your imagination hat, because this trio is nothing short of a storytelling goldmine. The first shield is your classic cap, battle-scarred and flanked by its own set of rumors. Legend has it, this very shield spent a week catching sunrays in a beachside north of San Diego—towed along accidentally by a surfer who mistook it for the world's coolest frisbee. It was only under the critical eye of a passerby dressed as Thor (was it a Comic-Con escapee or just grocery-day Thor?), that it made its heroic return to respectability. The second shield is stealthy, the sleek black one. This one whispers tales of a rogue mission, where it supposedly doubled as a pizza tray during a covert ops pizza party. The tactical advantage? A pepperoni-induced invisibility cloak, of course. Don’t ask about the cheese stains—those add character, or so the shield claims. Last but...