Toddlers Black Friday A Wild Toy Ride in a Cart Picture this: it’s Black Friday chaos, and you're a toddler’s sherpa, navigating through the avalanche of deals like a mountain goat on a caffeine high. Except instead of scaling cliffs, you're dodging overenthusiastic shoppers and trying not to trip over your little one's runaway sippy cup. But fear not, fellow adventurer, because in this retail jungle, the treasure isn't buried too deep. Let's talk about the shiny distractions meant for those pint-sized rebels who think life's greatest joy is a spaghetti face mask. Imagine a train set that plays classical music while teaching ABCs—because why not combine Beethoven with the choo-choo? It’s like if your toddler had their own personal DJ who spins vinyls during naptime. Of course, enter the world of plush toys that look suspiciously like they stepped out of a psychedelic daydream. Meet Sir Squishy, the unicorn-koala hybrid who offers sage advice that's somehow simultaneously gibberish and brilliance, like a tiny Yoda with more glitter. Sir Squishy's wisdom might include something about the universe aligning as you step on a particularly painful Lego. But, hey, at least he’s huggable. Now, staring into the wild eyes of action...